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(noun)
1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.
2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.
Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."
OR
Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"
overweight, jolly black man that you wouldn't mind cuddling with. (in a heterosexual way of course)
Ruben Studdard and Forest Whitaker are cuddly black guys. Imagine cuddling between them. Yummy!
Something a black person says when another race is being prejudice or stereotypical.
Non black person: You listen to 50 cent don't you?
Black person: Is it because I'm black?
an expensive good type of heroin
Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar
When fat black chicks have a dance off!
Dude theres a Black belly bash going down, over there!
Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.