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Lesbian Black Magic

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.

Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"

by LesbianBlackMagic May 03, 2011


cuddly black guy

overweight, jolly black man that you wouldn't mind cuddling with. (in a heterosexual way of course)

Ruben Studdard and Forest Whitaker are cuddly black guys. Imagine cuddling between them. Yummy!

by tohellwithgeorgia March 22, 2005


Is It Because I'm Black?

Something a black person says when another race is being prejudice or stereotypical.

Non black person: You listen to 50 cent don't you?
Black person: Is it because I'm black?

by PseudonymMyWhiteButt March 19, 2019


black mamba

Thomas Pearson, Black Mamba

"Hey Black Mamba"
"Who's Black Mamba"
"Thomas Pearson is"

by MDK85 November 22, 2007


mexican black tar

an expensive good type of heroin

Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar

by Bassmasta4lyfe June 27, 2006


Black Belly Bash

When fat black chicks have a dance off!

Dude theres a Black belly bash going down, over there!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009


Black & Decker Blowjob

Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.

She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.

Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.

by Rapture333 May 09, 2010