eye ace

Eyes hurting from not seeing your girlfriend on ft or in person

My eye aces

gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

Eye of bendera

A human anus.

When Jackie bent over I saw her eye of bendera winking at me.

Cat eye

Cat eye: it’s a Chevy Silverado with an aggressive look.

-2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,2006

I have a v8 cat eye supercharged.

ups eye town

A town full of inverted eyes.

Backwerds, ups eye town, got me running, running round down.

Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain

Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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