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A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.
She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.
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While this term usually references specific amounts of drugs for underground purchase, AVN reviewer Guy Norhinf assets this to be slang vernacular for "condom."
"Man, look at that bootylicious dime!"
"Yeah, that's a hot slut for sure, I hope you've got a dime bag.
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Jimmy's Cat from Phish's song "Harpua"
who's been hit by a comet, sucked into the depths of Hell by the vibration of death, killed by Harpua the most evil & ugly dog in the universe, and... Oh look, the storm's gone!
If I ever have a cat I'd like to name him Poster Nut Bag as a tribute to Phish
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A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.
Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.
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Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.
Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.
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A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!!!
Most Republicans and the aristocracy are silver douche bags
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The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.
Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.
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