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When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine
Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."
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used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.
I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.
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a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.
Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.
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verb:
to do the dirty while driving a car bare fast.
"Holy shit! They just totally did a jack n' lisa...hard."
"Last time i jack n' lisa'd i crashed into a school."
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The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.
"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.
Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!
Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.
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school is full of sluts and fake people this school is terrible it has so much garbage kids in 6th grade. 6TH GRADERS THERE ARE SOOOOO STUCK UP AND THEY ARE ALL TRY HARDS
Person:hey you go to jack hille middle school
Child:yea its trash
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See Double Jack For Definition
Exact same Idea As The Double Jack But Instead Of Shiting On The Partner You Do The Same But When You Have Diarrhea!
Some Would Say This Is Sick But Oh Well!
See Yah!
Yeah I Had Diarrhea So I Double Jack Extremed My Wife!
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