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Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.
1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"
John is an unusual gem. He's strong, athletic, ripped, handsome, and especially extremely smart. He loves to laugh and different things and can sometimes be a goofball! But will always get very serious when need be and take control of the situation. Women love him as he is very good in bed and always the dominant one. John can be a true gentleman when he keeps his ego in check and always protective of those he loves! A smart Chad at the end of the day.
John is such a cool guy! I would love to meet John. Damn did you hear about that John guy?
Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.
He is also mad sexy
John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.
cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes
We saw him leaving the hotel room with that known prostitute. He's definitely a john.
A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".
Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.
john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”