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The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".
Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.
(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else
Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that
Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
An English translation for the word Yandere, basically a psychopathic bitch who will go to extreme lengths to be in a relationship with you, such as murdering potential rivals, stalking, etc.
Guy 1: Bro, i need your help man! I think Leah is stalking me!
Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?
Guy 1: Yeah man!
Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
Every Friday is Fat Hoe Friday where you appreciate your plus sized thotties
Your friend: are you hitting up Jessica for fat hoe Friday
You: of course, she’s like 300 pounds
When a hoe gets handed down to a homie
(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)
Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want
Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe
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An individual who remains on "standby", awaiting the "activation" term from another individual in a relationship or fresh out of one. This term is usually indicative of the contacter wanting to participate in sexual relations.
Time to active my sleeper hoes.