January 2

The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.

It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!

january 2

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection

Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok

“About 2”

average soup can serving number. Ranges from ~1.2 - ~2.3

253g times 2 equals 506, but times “About 2” equals 524.

-Vihart

2:10 rule

2 feet under you, 10 toes down. To keep ones energy grounded and their spirit devoted.

“When I feel down I remember the 2:10 rule to lift my chin.”

cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

Reason 2 Die

A game made by PlaceRebuilder on ROBLOX, ruined by exploiters, we have a memorial item hat named: Edgar's head.

mathew_scrub: Hey, did you even play Reason 2 Die?

Newbie: wtf no what is that i only know of reason 2 die awakning

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Fun 2 Rhyme

A song with implications of swear words

Oh my god Fun 2 Rhyme is so funny