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National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!
“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.
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a guy who you will always love to be around because of his rocking personality but occasionally you turn to him when you crave a hookup. You will always love him but the circumstances do not allow you to have a true relationship so you treasure the intimate times you share but know you cannot get fully attached. This is often the case with couples who break up..
" You're my part-time lover and a full time friend" from the song by the moldy peaches.. featured in the movie Juno :)
-my ex boyfriend Max is my part-time lover and my full time friend. He's such as sweet guy and a the best romantic partner but he lives to far away to be my man.
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My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.
oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus
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National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April
On May 14th you post an embarrassing/awkward photo of your bestfriend(s) on any social media.
For eg. *insert picture* caption: Happy National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day!
February 14th is National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day
There’s Julian! He’s short and Hispanic. And it’s also February 14th; it’s National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day ! Let’s go slap him!
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A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.
It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.
"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."
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