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When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.
A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.
Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.
*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*
You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"
The common occurrence when a person that was previously around a smoker comes in contact with a third-party and transmit smoke to the person
I know you don’t smoke but I don’t want to catch third hand smoke because you were previously around a smoker
The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.