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The best true band that lives on the face of the planet. The music is real, the vocals are flawless. Widely known as an 80's band, they did actually make music long afterwards. This band is the absolute best band ever and cannot be defied. Also a spicy vegetable, usually coming in a pointed, arrow-head like shape, that can come in several colours, but generally red.
Megan: Whatcha listening to?
Moriah: Take a guess.
Megan: Hilary Duff?
Moriah: Not at my grave.
Megan: Simple Plan?
Moriah: Not quite.
Megan: Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Moriah: OGHOEPPANIOPGE YES
Megan: GO YOU.
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The Cincinnati Reds are essentially the crappiest baseball team to exist in Ohio. They are a subpar version of the Cleveland Indians, and if you look the team up in the dictionary, it will say something along the lines of, "This team is shit."
Did you see the Cincinnati Reds play last night? That team gets worse and worse every season- if that's even possible!
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1. A form of spicey vegetable
2. A massively overated band
~"Hey man, what are you listening to?"
~"Red Hot Chili Peppers"
~"Why?"
~"Because I have no imagination and I'm dead inside."
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Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.
Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!
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it is a nird/monkey that does not live in china it lives in east la it isnt speckled its dotted and there are only 12 left all male soi if yousee one dont kill it even if thet do taste good.
bush was a chinnese red speckel alberhmonkey but he had some surgery and now he almost looks humane
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When something infuriates you, it gets your red up. Originates from "so mad they were red in the face".
It really gets my red up when people are rude to me for no reason.
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aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
"oh shit its captain ricky red beard...
...he's a professor"
-Alex Garcia
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