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one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole
after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle
Slang for big back, the verb per say of eating a large amount of food.
"let's go to the buffet to poop max"
When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
He eats poo its always his fault blame everything on him NOW
Suck my big toe
The funniest song ever made by me safety’s
Everyone in a car wanna make poop.
When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.
When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.
Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.
I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!