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Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
when u shit on someone in fortnite
your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn
When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.
"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."
"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."
Being the one to deligate or the boss
I'm the monkey in charge of the Bananas
The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.
Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys
To commit the act of anal penetration with a penis.