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When a hoe gets handed down to a homie
(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)
Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want
Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe
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When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.
"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"
When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.
"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."
Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:
Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.
Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.
TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.
throwing up this sign means that you love Reid, Hanna and Jillian to an infinite extent.
Throw it up, it's the double gun hand sign. #fam
When you attempt to capture a frog and it pees on your hands.
Don't let Katarina make your drink, she has Frog Pee Hands.
When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth
Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket