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an expensive good type of heroin
Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar
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When fat black chicks have a dance off!
Dude theres a Black belly bash going down, over there!
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Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
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Black Lives Matter
Hey, black lives matter you guys.
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Keegan.
You think of him whenever you think of the color black
“ Like that’s all he wears too so he’s just black he owns black”
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This serious disease is not hilarious. Hundreds of families have suffered and mourned the death of their fellow relatives who have their skin turned black. Dr Pesash Hitt from “Fuckman Science Industry” says that the symptoms of this disease is masturbating 4 days non stop and constantly looking at black objects. The scientific name proved by the government is Negro Iodine Grand Grave Aggreasion, N.I.G.G.A in short.
“Timothy Crackmnoks, I have come to a conclusion that you have black man syndrome.” exclaimed Joe MaMah, the homeless man down the street who scams old gay men.
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When urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason...
Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue
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