A very very long sausage
If you know what I mean
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The cutest ferret in the world
“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”
A white peace of shit who dates 100s of girls and breaks up with them once they fuck
Charles: Wow, look at John Katsel, he already has a new girlfriend
If you ever meet an Den John, don't hesitate, RUN! He will show off is weapons. Katana, guns and knives included- If you happened to be a jew, you should hide your family and friends cause Den John will gas anyone without hesitation.
Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.
Julia don't look behind you, Den John is there-