Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!
Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?
Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00
National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it
EVERYONE : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”
Beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day
John:"Isn't it october 26th?"
Pete:"Oh yeah its beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day"
The day you get to punch a dick in the dick
Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th
Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day
A day where you roast your crush/ ex
Ex/ crush :I bet you're dating your dad/mum
You: atleast I have a dad
Or
Ex/crush: It's October 26th idiot
You: You can't talk about your personality in mirror
It is the day to tease any Zariah’s you know
October 26
Zariah why do you sneeze like a kitten
National pop a titty for a pizza boy day
It’s October 26th time to pop a titty
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