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A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D
A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.
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Phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (penis) in total attendees. Alternatively, one could reverse the words 'venus' and 'penis' in the phrase to mean that the event has more men, than women. See sausage fest
Phrase was originally coined by a man named Jeremy from Connecticut who was in charge of 'pre-party arrival recon' to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.
Guy1 (on phone)- How's that house party? Are there a good amount of girls, or is there alot of dudes?
Guy2- Hell yeah, definitely more venus than penis, my friend! Are you going to drop by or what?!
Guy1- I'm on my way now...(click)
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A Celebratory penis Tap is When a man/woman decides that they did something fantastic, then they tap there own or someone else's penis with satisfaction.
Corey "I did a Celebratory Penis tap last night, I was so happy."
Micheal "Really, you should do one on me right now to celebrate."
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When a girl is so hot, a guy's penis grows throughout the
time he is dating her.
Guy #1: Dude! I've been dating Angela for like 6 months now and I swear my dick is longer.
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".
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While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.
Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!
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A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!
Chad: your ancestors incestors!
Dave : your species feces
Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS
in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.
When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.
He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.