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The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.
*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.
Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut
i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts
POOP NUTS
A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place
Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again
When a person popped-in unannounced and was not welcome.
An unscheduled visitor that is unwanted or comes at an inopportune time will have pooped-in.
I was meeting with client A and client B pooped-in and then complained about waiting 15 minutes in the lobby.
Telling someone to stop bullshitting you
-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti
a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews
"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017