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The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.
*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.
Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut
i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts
POOP NUTS
A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
When you eat Starbucks and a seafood boil you become “poop sick”
Corey’s so poop sick right now after drinking Starbucks and eating a seafood boil
when you hace eaten so mush since your last poop that nothing more can go in until something goes out
ex.
- 'Hey do you want any shawarma?'
- 'No thanks, man, i'm real poop sick. It's been 3 days since I last dropped anchor'
The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.
Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.