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This is a term for a kid in high school who will do pretty much any charitable act or good deed just so it appears on his or her resume and may boost his or her chances of getting into the college of their choice. The college of their choice is usually Ivy League and the typical College Resume Whore is someone who's mother still packs their lunches and who says they can be anything they want to be - as long as they get into a top school.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
College Resume Whore: YES! I've been accepted to MIT, I guess volunteering all those hours slopping food onto old people's plates at the retirement home was worth it to seal this deal!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
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1.) Fun word to shout out
2.) a Sluty skanky girl who just so happens to look beasty.
3.) it rymes!
That fugly bitch is a Skank whore Dinosaur!
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A woman who tries to have children with one or more fathers in order to collect child support .
Hey Leroy, now the the baby is born are you gonna ask Tiff to marry you? No man, it turns out she was just a child support whore. I already got a summons to appear in court.
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When more than one attention-whore gathers to bask in their attention gathering glory, they have an attention-whore-gasm from the joy!
Those two guys are such attention-whores, they should get together and have an attention-whore-gasm
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Hamilton in a nutshell: Whore Gay Washingmachine
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Hamilton, Lafayette, Mulligan, Burr: We like ladies
Laurens: I'm gay though
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A girl who's a whore for white men. Usually they are boys that look like they haven't showered in weeks, haven't slept since 2005 and have curly hair
"If you don't look like you haven't slept since 1980 and you don't have a pale ass skin, then don't dm me"
"Uh, you're such a white man's whore!"
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The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"
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