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When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys
Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys
From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.
I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.
When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner
Person 1: Man! How are you ?
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world
Hey do you know Greg?
Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.
When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.
"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."
"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."
Being the one to deligate or the boss
I'm the monkey in charge of the Bananas