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let your gf get you a present day you have to let her get you SOMETHING
its june 2, you HAVE TO LET ME GET YOU A PRESENT
June 2 is national give your girlfriend 5 pictures of yourself
If you were to use it in a sentence to say it to your boyfriend you would say “hey babe it’s June 2 believed to be national give your girlfriend 5 pictures of yourself day!!”
A stolen alien spacecraft the government keeps telling you is a bomber plane.
Me: those B-2 bombers look dope! Must of taken the engineers a lot of time to design it!
Conspiracy theorist: They didn't design it. The aliens did.
Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.
Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!
Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times
October 20 is national boyfriend day part 2
Final Fantasy Legend II: Part II: My Eternal Saga, is my life, as Priestess Kai/Ki. Since Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal, that means, I will live forever!
Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga, will not be for a console, or a computer. It will happen in real life! Actually my life! I'm glad I'm Priestess Kai/Ki! I can't wait to be my anime female self again!
One of the most garbage movies to have ever been conceived by humankind, and an unwatchable sequel that destroys all the goodwill from the animated masterpiece that is Megamind 1.
SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYRDATION GUN
Person 1: Have you seen the new Megamind 2.
Person 2: That sequel is so bad I'd rather die tomorrow than watch it again.