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Cream filled cunt

A girl which resembles a twinkie cut open on the top. These sluts tend to be sluts who act as if they aren't a slut. If called a slut they will deny it. But at that moment probably has cream filled in her vagina from the guy who she had intercourse with 10 hours before arguing with you. They walk with there legs very close together, trying to hold the cream in from falling down there legs. Most look the same there physical appearances are, blonde hair, big boobs, little asses, and are predominantly caucasian. Most are raised in rich families and attend college. There conversations consist of lots of useless information, and lots and lots of giggles.

Kaygen is a cream filled cunt.

That chic looks like a cream filled cunt.

I could really use a cream filled cunt right now.

by Y09i May 6, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


what up cunt

greeting to friend. Questions the health / wellbeing of the person being asked

"What up cunt?". Question to greet friend, as in "how are you friend?"

by Matt McCrone May 6, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


whore eyed cunt

A female that has the look of whore about her as well as giving off a "i'm a cunt look" with her eyes.

Jesus Mike, did you see how that whore eyed cunt was looking at you?

by The pig pooker April 20, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blunt before Cunt

It is the saying meaning that marijuana comes before any female or "Pussy". Related to the saying Bros before hoes.

Dude1: Hey man want to hit this man!?

Dude2: No man i gotta go hit up my girl.

Dude1: Yo man Blunt before Cunt!

by BigBadNasty October 6, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ropey old cunt

A leathery and rough old cunt.You might say a bit ropey.dopey old twat

DVD Chinaman:"you want animal?you want animal lovers 16?"
Grandad:"no thanks, the bird shagging the horse looks like she's got a bit of a ropey old cunt"

by Grandad September 17, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Cunt Haines

S.C = Shit Cunt.
Haines = Matthew's last name.

Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."

See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.

- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:

"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."

"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."

and

"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."

And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.

by Eatadickcunt. August 18, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty dog cunt

A fucking dirty scoundrel, words to describe someone worse than a plain dog or cunt.

"Your a fucken dirty dog cunt mate", "Fuck off outa here".

by aussie bloke September 6, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž