Mom

A person that tells you what to do and when to do it

Stop telling me to clean my room mom.

Mom

Your birth giver, personal cheerleader, cheerleader, chef and banker

Me - hey mom ?
Mom - yeah

Me - can I have $20
Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave

mom

they’re kinda dope but not really

“damn what a terrible mom”

mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

Mom

An acronym for "Made of Money" So if you want to buy something go to her.

I have a mom, unlike kyle.

MOM

Acronym for My Other Man

When my man found out MOM in my phone stood for my other man

Mom

Moms are "loving" people, but watch out! She might spank you so hard you forget everything. Just don't be a bitch and everything will work out. P.S she is a bitch

That MOM is so good at giving my kids spankings I started paying her to do it!