Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG
I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices
Morning breakfast consisting of Coffee and Banana's.
that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.
Euphemism for rolling a joint.
"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."
monkey cool because they look like cardi b
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To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.
" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys
Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys