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Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
To hit something or someone with speed.
Macey: That little gimp Joshua called me a whore if I see him again hands will fly.
When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
Used in sentences when mad af.
People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.
A person who gives free hand jobs for sport
There’s a Hand Clown at the bar that shows up at 1AM her name is Rhonda
Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking
Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure”