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When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.
Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away
Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.
Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.
when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.
A girlfriend or a wife you bring along on a trip
"I should of left the hand break at home"
The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.
What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.
Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?