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Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.
i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.
flip flap the jacking sack
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when you eat to many calories in one day and you don't go to the washroom frequently you will start getting pains and you might think its diharea but its not that its way worse.... while you're thinking that the food and pee mix making a very unpleasent mixture and it hardens really quickly then you finally go pee and it chooses to go out your pee hole but its usually 4 times larger than your pee hole so you have to sit and keep sqeazing it out and as your doing this your shitting out a gooey substance that clogs you ass hole making all the other shit spraying in your body, now the thing is almost out your wang and then the last squeaze comes and you peehole rips and blood mixes with the mixture and then creates a nasty cheese that sticks to your head for many years to come usuallly used for baking, you can put it on the pan and it makes it not stick and it also makes a nice light sent and taste to it ...YUMMMY:P
Jack the ripper and tony the shitter
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When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"
"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."
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The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.
"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."
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you dont know jack shit a word meaning you know nothing or are too stupid to figure it out
dude whats an electric car
man you dont know jack shit you are too stupid to know what an electric car is unless you get ran over by one
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The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.
Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
A kid with lots of money and a longer peen
I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.
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