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When something infuriates you, it gets your red up. Originates from "so mad they were red in the face".
It really gets my red up when people are rude to me for no reason.
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aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
"oh shit its captain ricky red beard...
...he's a professor"
-Alex Garcia
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erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate
guys at a bar: man it must be cold the red neck weather station is on!
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Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?
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Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.
I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.
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Its red panty night: basically someone is on their period. ..grab a tampon.
Connor McGRegor said it...thats what travis said any way.
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When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
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