The name of Ian's "Fanbase" in an old Smosh skit about comedy videos
Ian: SUP FART ARMY!
Nobody: ...
similar to girl dinner, but the opposite. covertly emitting something gross (often the result of previously consumed girl dinner), but doing so in an inherently feminine and dainty way.
"Her Ikea jar full of used elf bars was such a girl fart"
Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.
Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.
Going to work is depressing with fart bags around.
a female who is overweight and promiscuous
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.
An insult a mother or father can use to call their child a mistake
damit jerry you never do the dishes and you sit on your ass all day you Womb Fart
A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.
Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.