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11:11

A retarded number that people think has some sort of meaning all the time. They say it's crazy that they happen to look and see 11:11 on the clock all the time. But human beings look at clocks, on average, around every five minutes, so you could pick any time, like say, 9:43, and happen to, AMAZINGLY, see it everyday too. Don't think you're special because you see 11:11 all the time. You're just the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

Retard: I saw 11:11 again today!

Intelligent Human Being: You're a retard.

by Pagan Pooh Bear November 26, 2005

237๐Ÿ‘ 390๐Ÿ‘Ž


11:11

The time of day where you and three other buddies should break out four lines of any substance and take it to the dome together, resembling the four ones on the clock.

"Holy shit guys it's 11:11! Time to ruin our lives!"

by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008

144๐Ÿ‘ 230๐Ÿ‘Ž


11:11

The official rules of the 11:11 wishing are that if you are wishing when it is 11:11pm in another time zone that is not your own, it is law that you tell one person (and only your best friend, and only if her name is Kenzie), the content of your wish.

:It's 11:11 Make a wish!
:It's 12:11 in my time zone though.. but I made a wish anyway.
:What was it? It's in my time zone, so you have to tell me. those are the rules.

by YourBest April 1, 2015

43๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


!!11

something some immature or too-fast-typing people do either to individualive/ehphasize what they are saying or just because of typing to fast

Really obnoxious people actually TYPE OUT the one...

1. OMG :D That's so fukkin cool!!!111!1!

2. I can't believe it!!11

3. OMFG!!!11!1oneone1!!

by kenyb March 15, 2004

94๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


11:11

The time where cancerous self absorbed dumbasses vaguely mention their crush/bf or gf when in all reality, nobody gives a fuck

11:11 thinking about @him ๐Ÿ˜™ xoxo

by Offensive but funny April 25, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


11:11

The butthurt that idiots with pointless lives believe so that their life can have just that much more meaning by waking up and looking out for 11:11 AM or PM to make a wish instead of actually going out and attempting to make their lives better. its is a fact that 50% of 11:11 practicers will experience major poophole pain/homelessness

Friend 1: Hey, why do you look so tired, I thought you were going to get some sleep before the big test
Friend 2: Nah, I waited up till 11:11 to wish that I would do well on the test.
11 days later

Friend 1:Did you get your test back?
Friend 2: yeh, I got an 11/111.......
Friend 1: MAI ROFLCOPTER GOES LOLOLOLOLOL111111!!!11

by GrandmasterK November 6, 2009

101๐Ÿ‘ 241๐Ÿ‘Ž


11

The number something is rated when it is beyond awesome.

Dude! That chick's, like, an 11!

by azclawson July 19, 2010

207๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž