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Not to be confused with your ex, the letter X is the 24th character in the alphabet, and third last in the alphabet. Just like your third last relationship because you needed a little time to "think" about yourself.
My X just dumped me.
You mean your ex?
No, I can only legally refrain to the now 25 letters of the alphabet.
The opposite of C++, the incredibly versatile programming language. X== is the single worst programming language, and requires lots of Alt codes to be entered on a near constant basis. (Most often Alt+0181 and Alt+21 in an annoyingly repeated fashion.)
X== was developed in the early 2000's by a currently unidentified programmer that wanted to annoy his friends, all of which were coincedentally allergic to beets.
Most X== programmers kill themselves after a short period of time, but have difficulty because of the near-immobility of their hands/wrists brought about by abnormally advanced stages of carpal tunnel syndrome.
Programmer: "I am going to write my new program in X==!"
*a few months pass*
Programmer: "What was I thinking?"
*Programmer kills himself*
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Used to show doubt, or not believing something.
*On the internet* "a dog sucked my dick and spit my cum into a duck's mouth."
*random person:* "press x to doubt"
*literally everyone* "x"
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Slang for someone who shoots an exceptionally large volume of ejaculate, typically after intercourse, and especially when a huge mess on the sheets and bedding results. Is a reference to the much-publicized oil spill from the 1980s.
Girlfriend1: Yo, look at those sheets! X-on must have been here!
Girlfriend 2: Ya, I'll be cleaning up for days.
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Kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
("") =^x^= ("") Don't you see it?
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A worthless letter added to the end of every sentence for teens.
Teen 1: Hi x
Teen 2: How r u? x
Teen 3: Fine, wu2? x
Normal person: Why all the x?
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It's a combination of the 'wink', (; and the 'my lips are sealed' x:
Susie: Where are you going...?
Marie: !
Susie: ... Meet someone...?
Marie: x;
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