present them

The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."

Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)

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screw them

Similar in use to "Screw You", only in the plural form.

Jack: John wants to know if he and Jane can come to our barbecue.
Jill: Screw them! They haven't done a single thing for us the entire time we've lived next door to them!

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they/them dick

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

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Them's the breaks

American/Australian slang. Possibly short for "that is the breakdown". It means "that's just how it is" or "that's how the cookie crumbles".

Sometimes rendered as "dems...", "those...", etc.

A: "Ah, that's not fair!"
B: "Them's the breaks, dude."

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them apples

it is used in the term, "how do ya' like them apples?" basically meaning, "what do you think about that?" it is a phrase that intends to piss people off.

It could be used after winning high stakes in a poker game..."Royal flush baby!...How ya' like them apples?

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them boys

The police, 5-0, pigs, bacon boys, breakfast meat, officers of the gatdamn law!

Ahh shit...putcha seat belt on..them boys is rollin up.

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them thangs

when some one is well endowed, either having a large chest or a huge but.

generally used by people from the south, this term is a positive to who ever they are referring too.

man did you see girl over there she got them thangs

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