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a very hot guy whos a bit of a man whore. he is eloquent with is words, and you believe them, even if you know better. goes by the nickname I , noone else, gave him, ninja.hes very flexible and great at gymnastics and wont tell me how. he prefers young women (he'd make a great vampire, if they were real lol) he has lots of people he calls friends but he doesnt actually understand the phrase "just friends". hes , deep down, a very good person just misunderstood.
hey ninja!!!
kris: hey how are you?!!
some other chick: be careful
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Often used to describe a black man who is addicted to fried chicken, loves to eat cereal, and always carries cash.
Darren: Woah, look at me I have money!
Stephanie: Your such a kris.
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A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
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A form of a storyteller. Someone that usually has a few rich uncles. May exaggerate details as he goes along. Continues with a chain of half true, half false events.
Person - "I had 3 nukes in 30 minutes."
Friend - "Ok kris you didn't even have nukes unlocked."
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A Kris often refers to the weird angle sometimes demonstrated by many peni (plural). This may be an acute angle near the tip (or head) of the shaft, but in dyslexics a right angle may be prevalent; in this case surgery is often required.
Person 1. "OMG, thats the purplest and most wavey thing I have ever seen...what is that?"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
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Kri is a beautiful young lady that lives in Malta and is bi
Me: "hey Kri ily"
Kri: *kri noises*
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