Cutco knives

The current highest quality brand of kitchen knives available. Most people who call this product a scam fall under these categories: were not hired, fired after a short period of time(usually in less than 4 weeks), have done any research, haven't done research at reputable sites and had a representative that wasn't very good. Cutco cutlery has been featured in many well known magazines and TV shows, such as Modern Marvels, Readers Digest, and How It's Made. All of which have proclaimed that Cutco IS the best. All Cutco knives come with a guarantee that no one else has, which features free sharpening forever as well as a money back guarantee for those who don"t want their knives. These will give you a small taste of what Cutco is:
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<en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutco>
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My Cutco knives are the best!

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Stealing Knives

1. To steal someone's knives is to engage in sexual activity with someone else. It is a synonym to "fuck" or "tap."
2. To take someone's virginity; to pop one's cherry.

this term originiated at urban high school in san francisco, california and has spread throughout the bay.

1. I stole Madeleine's knives again last night.
2. Adrienne must have been drunk last night, she got her knives stolen by Marc.
3. I walked in on that slut stealing knives from that ugly freshman.

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steak knives

1. the gift one receives after hooking up with 5 guys in the same fraternal organization
2. a title that one assumes after hooking up with 5 guys in the same fraternal organization

"she hooked up with *** last night, thats her fifth beta. she's got steak knives!"

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Mr Knives Only

A content creator who specializes in melee combat, especially from long distance

Carful Mr Knives Only is in the lobby

dull-knives

knives that are no longer in a sharp state...
tend to hurt those who have placed there heart in a blender.
Uses: suicidal mood,name on caller id,to tease
noun: The dull Knives sanked into my flesh as i read the text.

"I felt as if i had put my heart in a blinder with dull-knives" cried n

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Night of the Long Knives

Nazi purge of the Sturmabtielung (storm troopers) branch of Hitler's supporters. During this night in 1934, Heinrich Himmler and the SS (Schutz Staffel) assassinated much of the SA leadership, including Ernst Rohm. Rohm was one of Hitler's early supporters and head of the Brown Shirts.

German 1: Did you hear about old Ernie Rohm?
German 2: Yeah, I heard he got bumped off during the Night of the Long Knives.

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forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

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