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An amazing, enhanced version of that awful thing we refer to as the friendzone. The friendzone with benefits is when someone and their best friend (hopefully of the opposite gender) have benefits such as cuddling, making out, oral pleasure, and even sex. Possibly the greatest alternative to dating in the history of history.
Mark: "hey are you gonna date Katie or what?"
Josh: "HAHAHA I'm not an idiot. We're in the friendzone with benefits!"
Mark: "you clever basturd, josh."
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Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:
* not reporting they are living together as man and wife
* not reporting income or capital
* not reporting when they are living abroad
* providing a false address
* not reporting other benefits or sources of income
Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?
Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.
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In most teenagers this means to have all the qualities of being in a relationship with out the actual commitment. Like holding hands, kissing, hanging out, sometimes even sex. without the actual title "boyfriend" "girlfriend"
Friend: Is that your boyfriend/girlfriend ?
You: No he's/she's just a friend.
Friend: Why were you kissing your friend ?
You: friends with benefits
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a friend with whom you may occassionally "hook up" or make out with, etc etc, and may do so without worries about commitment.
Friend: "I heard you made out with Josh...do you like him? Are you going out? Because I thought you were just friends"
You: "Nope. We're just friends with benefits, is all. We're not together or anything."
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Unlike a friend with benefits, in which the priority is the friendship with sexual favors on the side, a "benefit with friends" almost exclusively prioritizes hooking up, with the possibility of being only loose acquaintances in public.
Sally is my benefit with friends. We'll fuck, but that's about it.
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An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all
Oi Tyler, you benefit sponge get a job.
Like friends with benefits but homies keep it 100
Those two are homies with benefits