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The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.
Hey Dallas' mom, I just gave you chocolate sunglasses.
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The act of having a tit on each eye, like sunglasses. The reason for the name being that historically, the Romans banged like no other.
“Yeah so last night, my girlfriend gave me the Roman sunglasses”
This is a woman who lives in the south and has two black eyes; she is always accompanied by a redneck or thug who tell her to shut her mouth.
Becky: I tole you they don have those shoes here.
bubba:Shut up bitch or I'll give you some dixie sunglasses.
The sunglasses affect is a condition involving people who wear sunglasses, and the consequences of such can apply to both sexes. There is a general rule that people who wear sunglasses look more attractive. This applies especially to females. Males viewing a female or vice versa may think that the person wearing sunglasses is attractive, when in reality they may not be. This can be particularly devastating and emotionally crippling when the person you are staring at turns out to be not attractive. However, if the person is actually as attractive as the sunglasses hint at, the results are most satisfying. Hence, the sunglasses affect can be both positive and negative, but it is generally linked to the negative side.
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When you place your ballsack over someones eyes when their sleeping so they can't see the light, when they wake up
Joe : Whats wrong Jack you look pissed?
Jack : My fucking gay ass room mate gave me arabian sunglasses while I was sleeping
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Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.
“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”
“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”
An urban legend about a stack pf sunglasses that will steal your sunglasses to become even more legendary.
Person 1" Is that Sunglasses Boi?"
Person 2" Yes, we need to be careful or else it will swipe our sunglasses."