:3

The most fuckin' cute expression ever

Cat: :3
Hooman:"You are beautiful"

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$3%

Another way to spell sex. In most slang languages, the dollar sign ($) represents S, and the (3) represents E. The percent sign, (%) represents X. Add a diagonal line through the two parallel circles. You will then get "X".

When talking online in censored games or chatrooms.

Instead of saying "sex" you would say "$3%"
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John: "Hey, you wanna have sex?"
Moderator: Bans John.

Later...

John: "Hey, you wanna have $3%?"
Moderator: "He didn't say anything bad... I'll carry along with life."

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3

The ultimate number, this number cannot be matched. It is the very workings of this universe, the foundation of life, the opening to eternal peace, joy and tranquility.

"What's your favourite number?"

"3"

"Good, you will succeed in life"

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3

3

3

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:3

Generally used after a very morally questionable statement regarding fictional men

"Dimitri looks pretty hot killing these infants :3"

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No <3

Essentially an "are you good in the head you fucking stupid bitch" but shortened. Used in texting a hell of a lot

Creepy Old Man: OH! YOU DON'T WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?! W-WELL FUCK YOU THEN! I HOPE YOU GET FORCED NAUGHTYS
Me: No <3

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*<]:3

The kitty smiley text emoticon wearing a party hat. Expresses extreme glee.

{When texting someone}

-I can hardly contain my glee. *<:3