A person, particularly a woman, who will commit nefarious acts in order to gain copious amounts of K for free.
1 : "Jonaya is a real Ket sket"
2 : "Yeah she'll do anything for K, she's K's bitch"
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A strain of ketamine you will beg to get more of, sold only by "The shit" of colchester fame and known to kill a man with 1 bump. LD50 of 3mg
person 1:yo im gonna take a slug of this sand ket
person 2:you are on the a train to deji flip city
A ket - Seizure, this occurs when a person tries to counteract a Mayo - Seizure with Ket, which cause a Ket - Seizure, can be counteracted with Slave Sauce
Quick hes having a Ket - Seizure, give him some Slave Sauce!
The foul, chlorine taste that you get in the back of your throat after sniffing too much ket
*Snorts a line of ket*
Some time later "Argh, I've got a bad case of ket drips"
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When you get yourself into a deep, solid k hole and spend all your money on bet365.com betting on horse races.
Landlord - "where's this months rent"
User - "I sedated myself and took a gamble on the 3.15 at kempton, I lost"
Landlord - "I need the rent"
User - "blame ket 365"
Landlord - "prick"
User - "tosspot"
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When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.
My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.
A term commonly used amongst recreational drug users to describe an extremely potent form of the tranquiliser ketamine. The effects of large intakes of this substance can range anywhere from a desire to listen to extended periods of fleetwood mac, sitting around in cardboard boxes, and inevitably, getting lost in the k-hole. Watching people partake of Bulletproof Ket is, prehaps not unsurprisingly, a great deal of fun.
Did you see Nik after his third line of that Bulletproof Ket? I've never seen someone having it out with an imaginery bathroom dwarf before.