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ket sket

A person, particularly a woman, who will commit nefarious acts in order to gain copious amounts of K for free.

1 : "Jonaya is a real Ket sket"

2 : "Yeah she'll do anything for K, she's K's bitch"

by EverywhereInAlbion July 30, 2014

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Sand Ket

A strain of ketamine you will beg to get more of, sold only by "The shit" of colchester fame and known to kill a man with 1 bump. LD50 of 3mg

person 1:yo im gonna take a slug of this sand ket
person 2:you are on the a train to deji flip city

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023


Ket - Seizure

A ket - Seizure, this occurs when a person tries to counteract a Mayo - Seizure with Ket, which cause a Ket - Seizure, can be counteracted with Slave Sauce

Quick hes having a Ket - Seizure, give him some Slave Sauce!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021


Ket Drips

The foul, chlorine taste that you get in the back of your throat after sniffing too much ket

*Snorts a line of ket*

Some time later "Argh, I've got a bad case of ket drips"

by griffo89 February 12, 2009

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KET 365

When you get yourself into a deep, solid k hole and spend all your money on bet365.com betting on horse races.

Landlord - "where's this months rent"
User - "I sedated myself and took a gamble on the 3.15 at kempton, I lost"
Landlord - "I need the rent"
User - "blame ket 365"
Landlord - "prick"
User - "tosspot"

by TIN Laden December 3, 2010

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Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 17, 2019


Bulletproof Ket

A term commonly used amongst recreational drug users to describe an extremely potent form of the tranquiliser ketamine. The effects of large intakes of this substance can range anywhere from a desire to listen to extended periods of fleetwood mac, sitting around in cardboard boxes, and inevitably, getting lost in the k-hole. Watching people partake of Bulletproof Ket is, prehaps not unsurprisingly, a great deal of fun.

Did you see Nik after his third line of that Bulletproof Ket? I've never seen someone having it out with an imaginery bathroom dwarf before.

by Ketaloco February 12, 2007