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When Apple fanboys get a little too excited about the release of any new Apple product.
When Chris walked into the Apple store and saw the new iPad on display, he was so excited that he had a mac-gasm.
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The vaginal contractions that occur during intense female orgasms. This exerts pressure on the penis causing tremendous pleasure for everyone!
"Ooohh Ahhhh oooooohhhh YESSS"... Now THAT was a HUGE gasm spasm.
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Direct stimulation of the g-spot will produce waves of intense orgasm. Different than traditional clit orgasms in that they are more of a whole body experience. Hard to walk or even know your name after about 10 or 20 of these babys.
I rubbed Sallys G-spot til she had a g-gasm - she told me to stop, but I slapped her on the ass and kept rubbing 'till she had another g-gasm and another ... then another ... then one more ...
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Giving an instant orgasm by quickly jabbing one's sides near the kidney on one or both sides at once which causes involuntary movement and sometimes unnecessary noises...
Boy 1: I'm going to give that kid an insta-gasm guys...
Boy 2: (After he was given the insta-gasm) (yelling) IT'S SO INSTANT!
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When one sees/hears something so patriotic that it drives one to sexual climax
"Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen gives me a patrio-gasm!
When you have an uncontrollable desire for putting countless numbers of facebook statuses up within a period of 2 -5 minutes. Often referred to as statgasm
Bob: Ah man, I had a huge status-gasm yesterday I posted 40 facebook statuses about nothing pertaining to me at all.
Rob: Dude, get a life.
The titillating sensations one feels whilst urinating. Usually accompanied by a yell or moan, of some sort.
"Oh, Dear God. I've been holding this one all day. Ohhhhh, yea, I'm having a piss-gasm."
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