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the day me and my girlfriend got together
oh, it’s november 1, it’s liv and hanyiahs anniversary
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First day of No nut november for boys of all ages. Only real men survive
Its November 1, no nut November begins now boys
It's National dress up day, wear some fancy clothes and strut your stuff! Only you can't wear a dress! So get creative
"Why does she look so fancy today?"
"Oh you don't know? It's November 1st"
"Ya today is dress up day."
National hentai day. Wath hentai all day with your friends or alone if you don't have any friends :) Good luck
*person 1* Ey do you want to watch some hentai with me
*person 2* Of course, it's national hentai day after all
*person 1* You found it on urban dictionary right
*person 2* Yup it's November 1
National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day
Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.
You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!
Smash Pumpkins day! It’s the day after Halloween so go get your pumpkins, grab a sledge hammer, and beat the shit out of them.
Person 1: it’s November 1! You know what that means?
Person 2: WHERE’S THE PUMPKINS
Person 1 & 2: *smashes pumpkins*
The day that your soulmate was born
Hey do you know anyone who was born on november 1?
Yes
Marry them now