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Kill all Vsco girls. Take back normal people an throw away all scrunchies its a horrible disaster
Kill all those damn Vsco girls on November 11th
The day when the planes hit the towers. The country woke up and then fell back asleep again the following day.
I hated September 11th.
bully your short friend day! if you have a short friend make sure you bully them!
date: December 11th
tall friend: “hey, you know what day it is??”
short friend: *runs away*
National grab/slap day extended
It June 11th you can grab or slap anyone or anything
It is the 11th December today it is national best persons day
An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.
Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.
John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
Something you never want to experience.
I think I was 11th wheeling bro. And I can't even count past 10.