November 11th

Kill all Vsco girls. Take back normal people an throw away all scrunchies its a horrible disaster

Kill all those damn Vsco girls on November 11th

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September 11th

The day when the planes hit the towers. The country woke up and then fell back asleep again the following day.

I hated September 11th.

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December 11th

bully your short friend day! if you have a short friend make sure you bully them!

date: December 11th
tall friend: “hey, you know what day it is??”
short friend: *runs away*

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June 11th

National grab/slap day extended

It June 11th you can grab or slap anyone or anything

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11th December

National ‘best person’ day

It is the 11th December today it is national best persons day

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11th Commandment

An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.

Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.

John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.

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11th Wheeling

Something you never want to experience.

I think I was 11th wheeling bro. And I can't even count past 10.