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only lil bitches are born on this day. all mother try to avoid this day when giving birth and the people born on these days always get bullied through there hole life.
boy: "Lets go beat the shit out of josh"
other boy:"Why"?
boy:"He was born on October 13"
other boy:"Ooohhh, lets get this fucking spanner!"
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The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.
Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...
National send your best friend nudes day!
Your best friend must send you their nudes no matter what.
If they ask why, just say its October 13.
The day you can masturbate to anything and noone can judge you about it
Thomas: David why are you jacking off to femboys
David: Chill out dude it's October 13
October 13 Means You would Get good Head And hella cute Girlfriends
In October 13 I Got a beast chick and good head
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