On October 14th you need to apologize to anyone you have jerked off to.
Some random person: "HEY!!! IT'S OCTOBER 14th!!!"
Me: "Ok... And?"
That random person: "You need to apologize to everyone jerked off to."
Me: "Ok"
Random person: "Anyways sorry."
International stripper day all strippers give free shows!
Hey it’s October 14th
No way it’s stripper day
NATIONAL TELL YOUR CRUSH YOU LIKE THEM DAY!!
Person: I like u
Crush: is it already October 14th?
Person:mhm!