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People born on January 15 tend be sarcastic and are overall pretty chill. These people are of course Capricorns and can be quite blunt. If you get on their good side, they're really caring and can radiate that crackhead energy, otherwise, they're just floating through their own world.
Person A: "When's their birthday? Are they a Virgo?"
Person B: "Nah bro, their birthday is January 15, they're a Capricorn."
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When a candidate is late to an interview and texts the boss they’re fifteen minutes away, from their couch, smoking weed, collecting $300 unemployment, and ghosting prior employers for entertainment.
Dude, this guy fired me for smoking weed on the job, I’m gonna 15 out this beeoch!
Koovid 15 is a devastating disease that mister krabs got in an unreleased episode of spongebob: season 69 episode 420 where mister krabs is found complaining to SpongeBob about he got koovid 15 and coughs up his liver and dies, then Patrick, squidward, SpongeBob (in that order) also die from koovid 15
Oh no Meester SQUIDEAAAAAARD I have koovid 15.... AH BARNACLES IM FUCKING DIYING *KSJSHDJAKSKKWJSHSHSJSKLWKA COUGH EJEJWJQKSJSJJWOAKAJjhahahhahahshhfhfhfhfhfhfhfHDHDHDHDHHDHD* *dies*
October fifteenth is national give a girl your hoodie day
October 15 give your girl a hoodie day
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The day where the most fantastic beautiful people are born and they are libras
“They are so beautiful they are definitely born in October 15th”
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Beautiful, talented, awesome, gorgeous, a bitch if you don't respect her and very jealous. She dominate the world but no one are noticed.
Emma Watson was born 15 april
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The 15 lbs of weight gain caused by nervously binge eating your COVID-19 food stockpile.
Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten the Costco box of ramen, I’m one step closer to hitting my COVID-15
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