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When the badass who teachers hate was born.
Omg his birthday is december 17th he is definetly badass no wonder Ms. Knight AKA Hitler hates him.
National take your girlfriend/boyfriend virginity day. If your girlfriend or boy friend is a virgin you must remove them of their V card.
Tom: hey Sarah are you a virgin
Sarah: come on Tom we only been dating for a week
Tom: it’s December 17th
Sarah: oh fuck sakes.
Let’s get a Fanta
Why
Because it’s Fanta day nigga it’s December 17
Boy 1: why is everyone dying today?
Boy 2: because it's December 17
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National give ur best friend bj day
“hey u should give me head as it is national give ur best friend bj day as it is december 17”
“yes i will”
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national write a letter to santa day
yo you have got to write a letter to santa!!
why?
it's december 17 duh
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Only the hottest, sexiest, smartest, seductive, and just the best of people are born on December 17! Those people's strengths are: having sex and being seductive. Their weaknesses are: being quiet and not falling in love with the hot person down the hall.
Person 1: Dude! That girl is definitely born on December 17!
Person 2: Ya, she's thick too.
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