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It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do
A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January
National hug your gay friend day :D
Gay friend: hey it’s January 18, you know what that means!
Other friend: Yep! *hugs*
this day all of you have to tell me happy birthday :))
me: hey, its january 18th, its my birthday
Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!
January 18 is Pizza mozzarella day. Pizza mozzarella day is the day to eat pizza and party with your friends
National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."