The one day of the school year everyone fakes sick worldwide and we try to make our attendance line at school as low as we possibly can😂
Teacher: why is no one at school today?!
john: because it's national fake sick day!!
gary: yeah haha, december 2!!
On this day you have to show lots of love to your best friend it can be hug,kisses,a act of kindness referring to them
December 2 is my favorite day in the year
National kiss or make out with your girl friend day<3
On December 2, grab your girl friend and give her a kiss.
guy 1: why is this drive through line so long?
guy 2:it’s december 2
guy1: oh i forgot
National kiss your chrush day
Girl:hm should I?
Brain:Do it girly do it
Hey uhh it’s December 2 can I kiss u?
It’s national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: it’s december 2
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This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.
-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*
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