june 6th, 2006

On this day, Despite the fact that everything went well June 6th, 1906, 1806, 1706, etc, People claim the world will come to an end with the birth of the anti-christ. This so called 'anti-christ' is said to be either satan, or his son, walking the earth. In an attempt to collect souls for his 'hell harvest' - The devil will be clense from the earth and banished to hell. Inreturn and to stop this event from happening once more - Jesus will gather all good hearted humans up and take them to heaven. Remaining humans, who are indeed evil, will be forced to hell with the eternal burning of earth. There is only one way to prevent this birth of the anti-christ... Birth Pills and Lots of Condoms.

Mom: I'm pregnant!
Dad: Finally! We can have a son! When's he due?
Mom: June 6th, 2006!
Dad: That's gre-....
Mom: What's wrong dear?
* Dad clenses knife in hand. *
Dad: I'm sorry...
GRAPHIC VIOLENCE HERE

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NBA Finals 2006

The biggest joke ever resulting in the worst NBA champion of all time. The series where Dwyane Wade took more free throws in just 3 of the games than he did in the WHOLE 6 game Chicago series. The series where the refs cheated their asses off and Miami still only managed to get 3 of their 4 wins by a COMBINED 6 points. A plot to get Wade a ring before the rest of his overpaid team gets old and sucks even more and save him from being ringless and old like KG, AI, etc.

NBA Finals 2006 Commentary: Dwyane Wade drives to the hoop, stutters, pistol whips josh howard, goes up, defensive foul AND ONE!! The Miami Heat are your new NBA Champions!!

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June 6 2006

One of the days of satan. This event happens every 1000 years. Christian mothers panicked on this day

My baby will be born on June 6 2006! He will be the anti christ!
Hold your Vagina and keep your baby from coming out!
Its the end of there world!

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january 9 2006

on this day the most beautiful girl in the world was born!

i love you baby!!!

on january 9 2006 an amazing and beautiful person was born

April 4 2006

The one and only perfect birthdate to ever exist and it is the G.O.A.T. with 0% doubt. They are truly the best and you can't deny it because whatever you do to them, they will always be lit. AHA!!

Angelo: I'm born in April 4 2006
David: Same mate, we have the best birthdate ever!! No one can stop us!!

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2006 Honda Civic

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April 7 2006

The most handsome, loving, caring, sweetest, selfless, and gentle person you’ll ever meet. Dont lose them, you’ll never forgive yourself.

April 7 2006 is the best person you’ll ever be with