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Journal Entry: December 21, 2012
"The world didn't end today, so I jerked off instead."
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The ancient Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, Y2K12, Chuck Norris will be utterly pwned. His demise will spell the end of our protection from aliens. The aliens will invade and enslave the human race to harvest us for our internal organs. The whole Y2K12 thing is just a "cooler" way to say 2012 for all you r-tards out there that couldn't figure that out.
Guy:1 What if the Mayans are right about December 21, Y2K12? Chuck Fan: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!! Guy1: But what if? Chuck Fan: LISTEN..If Chuck Norris loses, the universe will implode, there's no way in hell there will even BE any aliens to invade.
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The Day the world is "supposed" to end. But its the day that every single fuckery on this planet is gonna feel incredibly stupid when NOTHING HAPPENS.
Derp: Omigosh it's December 21, 2012!!!! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!
Me: Keep on talkin bitches......
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The day the Mayan calendar ends, but not exactly the end of the world. The Mayan calendar is just like our standard calendar only they created a longer one, most likely their calendar was ment to repeat... not just end. So don't worry the world will be around for many thousands of years.
The Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012
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The day the word was "going to end". Some kids at my school were not able to come to school because their parents were scared.
Well guess what folks we made it because today is DECEMBER 22 2012
Person: OH SHIT WE GON DIE DECEMBER 21, 2012
Dude: You are a fucktard TODAY IS THE 22 that means it didn't happen
Person: OHMYGOD NO CHRISTMAS!
Dude: You are retarded I just said it didn't happen which means #WESTILLHAVECHRISTMAS
Person: oh...
Dude: What a stupid person.
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Student: what is today
Other student: December 21, 2020