July 23rd

God ass bitches were born on this day. Those people slay I'm every way so other citizens watch out!

My friend is a right bitch because she was born on July 23rd luv u gurl.

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November 23rd

National tell your bae you love them day😍

Boyfriend: Hey I love you

Girlfriend: Omg I love you too
Boyfriend: Well it’s November 23rd

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April 23rd

This is the day when Larry leaps from his bed craving penis, he will bite and yell to do anything he can to eat your junk. Watch out.

Aw fuck, we can’t have sex in the tire it’s APRIL 23RD, The Larry will eat your 2 inch poker Jim

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23rd psalm

The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.

-- KJV

When that mf had a gun to my head, I said the 23rd psalm.

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February 23rd

World thigh reveal day- when showed a screenshot of this definition, the receiver must send thigh pics to the sender.

Lemme see those thighs- it's February 23rd

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March 23rd

The day where the crack heads are born. The ones that your mom warned you about. The craziest one at parties. The one to hooks up with their friends then regrets it. And a dumb bitch indeed

OMG, it’s March 23rd you know we getting lit today.

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March 23rd

GIRL YOU HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS RENJUN YOU LUCKY LUCKY. It’s also probably the only thing special about you too. Be grateful, you’re twins with the bestest boy.

You’re Birthday is March 23rd? Damn,you’re twins with Renjun!

created by: @ dreamingren on twitter

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